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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never
come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands
before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what
should we
do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs
Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or
being murdered
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such
beautiful things as women and then he turns them
into
Wives
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If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you
finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage
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Galfriends r like chocolates,
taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten
frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no
choice
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried
or
cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and
bury
the ash.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book
called 'Man,
The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other
side, sir.
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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There was this guy who told his woman that he
loved
her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going thru hell.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world
crying & the other ensures you continue to do so
for
the rest of your life!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second
woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished
twice for
the same offence!
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